The Rules Of Chocolate

We know there will be many of you eating chocolate every day, so we thought we would provide a few rules and helpful hints about it for you.

1. If you have got melted chocolate all over your hands, you are eating it too slowly!
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, oranges, and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want, they are good for you!
3. When you have a problem, getting two pounds of chocolate home from the store in your hot car, just eat it in the parking lot instead!
4. For dieters - eat a chocolate bar before each meal, it will spoil your appetite.
5. A box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy!
6. If you can not eat all of your chocolate, there is something wrong with you!
7. If you eat equal amounts of white and dark chocolate, you have a balanced diet.
8. Chocolate contains many preservatives. Preservatives make you look young.
9. If you ever wondered why there is no such thing as Choco - holics Anonymous, it is because no one wants to quit eating it, ever!
10. If there was no chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose. An entire industry would be devastated.
11. If you put "Eat Chocolate" on your daily list of things to do, you will always accomplish one thing you set out to do, everyday.
12. Calories are afraid of heights. If you store your chocolates on top of the fridge or high shelf, the calories will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.